Tiger Woods

I knew those Communists were good for something

Kobe Special

This keeps getting better and better. Here’s a quote from TMZ:

During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was. The reply — “A house on a finger.”

[Looks like I've found a Hanukah present to petition for]