Rex Ryan vs. Santa

The latest installment of KSK’s Rex Ryan hilarity. Once again, language is NSFW (not safe for work)

Bring this to the US

Surprisingly enough, for the amount of television that I watch I really haven’t spoken a lot about it on this blog. However, this clip of an upcoming show called The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret starring Will Arnett and David Cross was so funny that it needed to be posted. I can’t wait to watch this show [and it makes me miss Arrested Development more and more everyday].

Below is the clip for the show. The language is NSFW just so you know. Enjoy.

Coach Ryan Likes Hot Dogs

Another installment of Rex Ryan comedy from Big Daddy Drew over at Kissing Suzy Kolber. Language NSFW, but who cares…it’s hilaaaaaaarious.

Mayne Street…where’d ya go? [UPDATE]

UPDATE: Dash at Deadspin kindly pointed me in the right direction. Not sure why I was having so much trouble finding the link. I don’t think it was only me though, because my wordpress dashboard was showing a lot of searches inquiring about it missing. Poor organization on ESPN’s part though, this video should be on the front page. Feel free to still read my [now irrelevant] rant after the jump. Wouldn’t it have been cooler if there had been a controversy? Oh well…here’s the link! I’m not even going to try to embed the video, I’ve been having way too many problems.

Dirty Chimichanga…continued

I loved KSK’s first two installments [enough to even try out the picture dialogue myself]. Here’s the third installment. I think it’s hilarious regardless of whether you’re a Jet fan or not. Why? Because Rex Ryan is the man [loudness + fatness = awesomness].

I’m going to keep posting these until they stop getting funny [aka never]. Just as a heads up, it’s loaded with NSFW language…Enjoy.

First Post

Don’t read too much into the name of my blog. My informal writing tends to have a lot of parenthetical comments containing either a joke or a random sarcastic remark. But parentheses are lame. Clearly whoever invented the keyboard intended us to use brackets–> [ ]… Why? Because you don’t have to press the shift key anytime you want to infer a witty remark [insert witty remark here]. Oh and it’s the only idea I could think of that differentiates my style of writing [so live with it]. Hopefully with all my time saved by not pressing the shift key I’ll be able to dedicate time spent on winning a Pulitzer Prize. Or…I’ll probably just go watch some football or something.

Welcome to the first of many pieces of evidence portraying my lack of originality. My goal for this blog is to keep it pretty simple. I’m going to adopt a bunch of tactics that I’ve recognized to be successful in the sports blogs that I read on a daily basis [Deadspin, The Big Lead, Kissing Suzy Kolber, Awful Announcing, etc]. Expect some commentary on the current events taking place in the sporting world, some criticism of crummy journalistic pieces that I come across on the web [a weekly feature mocking a "should be unemployed" Bloomberg writer], some live blogs, and a whole bunch of links [because I know what you should be reading better than you do].

On that note, I’ll leave you with my first must read suggestion. It’s riddled with bad language, so if that kind of thing offends you…well, grow [the fuck] up.